Round 1 Confessionals

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

Howdy Tahiti producers, Bobby Jon is in the house!

So I don't have a lot to comment on right now since nothing has happened, but I'll share a couple quips about who I've met so far.

Danielle: Favorite person I've met thus far. We discussed sleeping on the ground, bugs, and supple shoulders. She said she wants to be on my tribe and I agree! Closest thing to an alliance?

Chase: Really cool and chill and etc. I'm teaching myself how to play the guitar IRL, so I can only hope that I'll reach Chase/Baylor levels of fame one day.



Abi: She told me about some IRL stuff and she seems really nice. Apparently she's an ORG hag because she's been playing for 6 years. Something to take note of. She also wants to swear in multiple languages which my body is ready for.

Pete: We just talked about summer things like sitting around the house and doing nothing. He's cool.

Sarah: Another potential partner in crime (no pun intended). She speaks a little French and I speak a little Spanish so we joked about making a multilingual alliance. But I think there were little shades of grey of being serious about working together.

Darrah and Max: Haven't gotten a chance to have a real convo yet, but we're starting on the right foot.

Host Chelsea: The perfect host. She's so amazing and kind and an earth angel! (pls give me immunity)

Host Morgan: Too conceited. Obvious first boot material.

And that's all I got for now! Stay tuned for more confessionals from the one and only Robert Jonathan.

[Morgan Mccleod]

excuse me?

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

Jun 18, 2015 0:05:07 GMT Morgan Mccleod said:

excuse me?

I didn't stutter.

Btw, y'all totally rigged that tribe swap to put me on a tribe with the people I mentioned least in my first confessional </3

For those who don't wanna journey into the dark and damp Chelsea's Corner, I'm in a semi-alliance with Katie and Max, I'm trying to help out Alexis for now, and I'm nervous for the challenge.

I'm horribly lazy when it comes to challenges, but I'm telling my tribemates I'll give it my all so they don't vote me out. I'm just gonna inevitably fail at every challenge and then wing it and make an excuse. Or maybe I'll win a few! Who knoooows, it could happen!

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

I'm trying to come off as less ~aware~ than I really am.

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

Oh boy, I got those first challenge tingles!

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

I got out so early in the challenge! Yay I can relax, but I'm also nervous that that means everyone sees me as a triple threat. I mean, I am one, but I don't want those people to know that!

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

So I have no clue who to vote for. Let's lay out my options and figure this out!

Pete--No, he just told me he wants to work together, and he's already following through.

Katie or Max--No, we have some sort of threesome (poor wording)

Alexis--I don't think I wanna vote for Alexis yet, plus she contributed a lot

Chase--No, he's cool

Sierra--She's strong in challenges

Misty--Maybe? I like Misty a lot too though.

This is a sticky situation. I'm leaning Misty or Max, Misty because I don't know her too well, and Max just because he didn't do much in the challenge I don't think? Idk I stopped paying attention after I died.

I'm just gonna let things happen and watch people expose their ~TRUE~ colors.

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

OK so Katie and Max said that the 3-way alliance is happening, and they both want to vote out Chase. Now, I ain't no potato salad; I know I'm third in their alliance. However, it's too early to make waves--there's always time to pull a switcharoo later. For now, I'm just going with the group consensus of Chase.

Oh, by group consensus, I mean that along with Katie and Max, Misty wants to vote for Chase because he told her he thought Misty would be an easy boot. Now, I'm pretty sure he was joking, but Misty is more paranoid than a cow at McDonald's, so she really wants to vote him out too. Sorry Chase!

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

As long as it ain't me, y'know?

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

Yeah I voted Chase, but I still think he's a nice and slightly risque individual.

I don't want Katie and Max to think they dominate this tribe with an iron fist though. Things will happen soon enough.

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

Ok Max got the idol clue which makes me even more paranoid.

[Bobby Jon Drinkard]

Max told me the idol clue was female, and that the answer is not Lindsey Ogle. Now he could be lying, but maybe he isn't. It seems he actually trusts me quite a bit. I guess I'd go for Katie instead if I was worried about that duo. I'll probably only start freaking out if they try to target Pete or Misty.

I'm going to eat food now.