Bobby Jon - Not gonna lie, I'm a little miffed that you ranked me dead last on the juror poll, and confused by your reasoning for doing so. You listed my flip as one of the only big moves in the game, and then put me dead last for it? I've explained that round to death and nobody wants to hear me banging on about it but DAMN that's annoying.
Being completely honest, I only put you last in my ranking because I *thought* you were a lock to vote for Sierra, and I didn't want to anger anyone who I hoped might be voting for me. I tried to justify your placement because, although your flip was an big, risky move, it just didn't work out. But yeah, I only placed you there because I thought you were voting Sierra, but I'd be thrilled if that's not the case, haha! In that same post, I said you were scrappy, smart, and likable, and that was some true junk right there. I think you had a real shot at winning.
I honestly have a hard time deciding who to vote for, so I'm just going to go straight up #ThatGirl and say that I want both of you to give a sincere compliment to each juror, and give us a nice song to listen to. Whoever does this better without being obviously fake and pandering will get my vote.Alright, time for
Bobby Jon's Fun Time Dance Party Palooza!Pete: Pete, I think you're funny, smart, and a great friend and ally. You savagely destroyed anyone who rebelled against the regime of Ariana Grande. For this reason, I'm going to give you the song
Problem by Ariana Grande (feat. Iggy Iggs). The song contains your idol singing her lungs out about her head being in the clouds, and it's always fun to laugh at Iggy Azalea's rap.
Sarah: You were scrappy and tons of fun to talk to. I was very impressed with your French fluency. I bet you're very athletic IRL, as you said you do swimming and wrestling. I am going to give you the song
Brave by Sara Bareilles, because you are a brave soul and an inspiration to children around the world.
Danielle: I thought you were the funniest person out here. You were never afraid to speak your mind, and you're fun enough to go off on tangents about bugs crawling into your hair while you sleep. I bet you have a refined taste in food, given how much you talked about it. I'm going to give you the song
Shut up and Dance by WALK THE MOON (I guess they forgot to turn off Caps Lock), so that you can dance your heart out wherever you want to (like on a plane, in a junkyard, etc.)
Eddie: Eddie, I think you were the most likable guy in the game. I loved reading your cheesy puns and Rupert tweet impressions. You have a very good head screwed on your shoulders, as you reached out and tried to make connections with everyone, being the social butterfly you are. I'm going to gift you with the song
Cool Kids by Echosmith, because you are one cool cat. Meow.
Matty: You were a smart guy. We barely talked 1 on 1, but it was fun listening to your rants about Big Brother in the group chat. I'm going to give you the song
Let it Go by Idina Menzel so that you can feel empowered to become #thatgirl.
Abi: As your signature informed me that you would, you "charmed me up". You were very good at coming across as non-threatening, when you were really an intelligent person at the center of an alliance. It was a delight every time you chatted me up. I'm going to give you the song
Firework by Katy Perry, because your personality is a firework of color and joy, and I feel like you'd be a firecracker on the dance floor.
Alexis: Alexis, you inspired me to become a better That Girl on the inside and out. Your daily tips of motivation empowered me to become a better person. And for real, I loved your snark and sense of humor. You were a fighter, and a likable one at that. I'm going to finish this off by giving you the song
Ain't it Fun by Paramore, because it's a song about adventuring out into the world, having fun, and being the best That Girl you can be.
